I PROMISE I HAVEN’T DIED. But if it doesn’t mean anything to you I understand. Stay Savvy.
|Kurt:||So what did you do today, boyfriend?|
|Blaine:||I walked through the halls of the school, boxed and then took a shower while singing an emotional song. Didn't you see me?|
|Kurt:||You sang emotionally while you were in the shower?|
|Kurt:||And didn't invite me?|
|Kurt:||To you singing emotionally in the shower?|
|Kurt:||Like angry emotional or crying emotional?|
|Kurt:||Take your clothes off now and line up the track again.|
|Kurt:||Seriously. You're gonna sing it again with my mouth around your cock.|
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
(Source: , via manda)
Teacher: Class, any volunteer?
Your Classmates: *shouting your name*
And you’re like:
“Fuck these bitches!”
I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind
Ten bucks says Chris is on tumblr right now.
#with his little glasses on #and probably desert and coffee #and some gorgeous man laid out beside him joining him in laughing his ass of #and naked #and the naked man probably likes controlled danger