| Kurt: | So what did you do today, boyfriend? |
| Blaine: | I walked through the halls of the school, boxed and then took a shower while singing an emotional song. Didn't you see me? |
| Kurt: | You sang emotionally while you were in the shower? |
| Blaine: | Yeah. |
| Kurt: | And didn't invite me? |
| Blaine: | |
| Kurt: | To you singing emotionally in the shower? |
| Blaine: | |
| Kurt: | Like angry emotional or crying emotional? |
| Blaine: | |
| Kurt: | Blaine. |
| Blaine: | Angry emotional. |
| Kurt: | Take your clothes off now and line up the track again. |
| Blaine: | |
| Kurt: | Seriously. You're gonna sing it again with my mouth around your cock. |
| Blaine: | Ok. |
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
(Source: , via lmaogtfo)
Teacher: Class, any volunteer?
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
Your Classmates: *shouting your name*
And you’re like:
“Fuck these bitches!”
(Source: beben-eleben, via lmaogtfo)
I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind
(via phoenixnettle)
Ten bucks says Chris is on tumblr right now.
#with his little glasses on #and probably desert and coffee #and some gorgeous man laid out beside him joining him in laughing his ass of #and naked #and the naked man probably likes controlled danger
(via loserslikemedefygravity)
